They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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