on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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