It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I can't turn off my feet"
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
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