its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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