ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
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