THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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