youre lurking in front of me
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
She's just so happy...and so naked.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
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