Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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