She's JV to your varsity
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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