I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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