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anus plug
rubbish cock?
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you suck at this game today
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
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