doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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