he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
this will be a night to untag.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
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