yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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