No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
Randomize