that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Randomize
