u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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