I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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