we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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