you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
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