I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
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