I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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