Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
you traded sex for a burrito?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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