Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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