I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Can't talk, ducks in the car
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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