I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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