Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Dual....:-)
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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