Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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