Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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