So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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