member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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