Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
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