3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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