pedialite and red bull = repair kit
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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