and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
He? As in you personified your dick?
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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