Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
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