Small penises have feelings too.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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