why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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