i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Bring me that man meat
Drake has all the answers
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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