But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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