I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Randomize
