Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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