I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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