I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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