I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
one might say we're banned from that church
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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