I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
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