Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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