Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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