Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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