dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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