I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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