she looked like the before picture.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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