Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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