I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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