goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
soo... how was my night?
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