Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
