And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
I would fuck him just for his dog
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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